Colonel Clump

Colonel Clump is a minor antagonist in Lavender Castle. He is a rogue android that paralyses his victims to use in his collection of space creatures.

Biography
Colonel Clump was a prototype android built by the Factory, apparently intended to be an obedient servant drone. Unfortunately, it was deemed defective due to it's faulty master switch. At an unknown time, it escaped from the factory and fled to the far reaches of space, pursuing a vile plot to build a collection of paralysed space creatures.

In The Collector, he attacked Doodlebug's Supermarket and paralysed Doodlebug himself to add to his collection, seizing control over the supermarket. The unsuspecting Paradox crew landed and Colonel Clump discovered them, trapping their ship with several claws surrounding the landing pad. Lyca, Roger and Sir Squeakalot entered the supermarket to investigate and found it a mess, Doodlebug in the cupboard. Colonel clump sealed the building and introduced himself to his next victims. However, due to his heat-seeking detector system, he was unable to see Sir Squeakalot. As the others fled back to the Paradox, Sir Squeakalot and Colonel Clump battled, leading to the former damaging his master switch with his lance. The out-of-control Colonel Clump stumbled about before tumbling down the supermarket's garbage chute.

Personality
Despite being a robot, Colonel Clump expresses a very eccentric and sinister personality. He has little sympathy for the lives of his victims as the are trapped in suspended animation, and even takes delight in the cruelty he inflicts. Despite this, he is quickly irritated by being at a disadvantage when he is battling Sir Squeakalot.

Appearance
Much of Colonel Clump's inner workings are mysterious and contradictive considering his nature as an android. He resembled a form of reptilian humanoid with a hooked nose and a lengthy beard, tied at the bottom with a bone. His eyes are sparkly due to being artificial, and his torso bears what resembles green scales or feathers. A metallic extension protrudes from the back of his head, bearing several exhaust pipes.

His lower body resembles a mechanical apparatus, but is more than likely his actual robotic legs. From his cockpit is a set of controls and a pair of stun guns that finer paralyzing laser beams. His legs have backwards knees and rotating feet, that make loud stomping sounds to signify his presence.